Do you believe in LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? Well, let's just say you do, because it'll make for a more interesting story. Let's say you're going down the street to your favorite pizza joint. You love this pizza joint, best pizza in the city and you have been craving a little slice of this pure heaven all day. You tie your shoes up real tight and you set out on your quest for your dinner. You stop at a very busy intersection. While your waiting for the little "walk man" to flash on the walk sign, you spot the most beautiful girl you have ever seen in your life. A girl straight from a dream, standing there in angelic fashion. You are instantly struck by cupid's arrow. She is standing there all alone and your eyes meet each other in a full on stare. You are both smitten by each others captivating gaze. Suddenly every single thought and feeling you have ever had about love materializes in your little beating heart. You can not keep your eyes off of this woman and not only is she looking back at you, but she's smiling. She's smiling so intently that she does not see the giant truck delivering bottle of ketchup rushing right at her. You spring into action and run across that busy intersection just in time to leap and push the girl from certain death by ketchup truck. You are able to save this girl's life by pushing her out of harm's way. You, however, are not so lucky. The truck runs over your legs and you can not feel your feet. The woman gets up and continues across the street. Apparently, she was actually smiling at generic good looking guy standing right behind you. Generic good looking guy walks up and whisks her off her feet asking if she is alright. Generic good looking guy then thanks you for your bravery and walks away while you are still laying in the street, legs crushed under the giant ketchup truck. Looks like you are paralyzed for life. What do you do?
PS. You hate ketchup.
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so what really happened?
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