dear slim, I'm really tall and skinny and I have a really small head. please help
Dear Anonymous:
I figure you have two options:
1. You can kill your self, because life is going to get no better. You're going to end up wandering the streets alone like the freak you are. No one will be interested in being your friend, because of your unproportional demeanor and appearance.
2. Do what I do... Resort to the "Long Body, Small Head" helpline. I prolly call these lovely people around 3 times a week.
425-327-3964They should be able to set you straight and aiming in the right direction towards self acceptance and higher self esteem. It'll be like banging a chubby girl to end your dry streak. Good luck, my man.
-Slim, 8th Wonder of the World.
Let me solve your problems!
Twitter "Love_Life_Slim"
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