Daily Deeds. (NYC FACIAL HAIR)

As many of you already know, I have relocated from the Northwest to the wonderful city of New York, NY. It wasn't a big change for me at all as I had previously spent a little bit of time here earlier in the year. Coming from Seattle, I am used to a little bit of cold and gloomy days so it was not a big surprise for me to discover a lot of the same out here. One observation that I made was that all dudes out here grow beards... So I figured, "when in Rome."

Take note of the beard.

So, the beard began to grow in and after about 2 and a half weeks... it started to turn red. Yes. You are hearing correctly, I must be a secret ginger kid or some shit. Not being able to deal with myself, I set out to remove the beard entirely from my face. This created a small conundrum in my head... Because I wanted to fit in with the New Yorkers, but also did not want to be a ginger kid, I was face with a tough decision.
In true fashion, as all things evolved, I decided to settle on a mustache. There have been very few times in my life that I have come to such an extreme measure, but I figure now is one of them. I think back upon all my heroes, all of which are saintly knighted with a stache gracing their upper lip.

Tom Selleck

Moms around the globe would trade their first born to bang this dude.

John Holmes
You star in a movie called, "Super Cock" and I will tip my hat to you.

Charlie Bronson
This man needs no introduction. If you pissed this guy off, you'd wish you were dead.

Sam Elliot

Cot Damn! This dude is a bad ass.

Ron Jeremy
Ugliest dude on earth, but still got more peach than the entire roster of the 72 Lakers.

Evil Knievel
Was never infamous for rockin' a sick stache, but face it. This dude was cool as shit.

So, there you have it. The stache will stay for a little bit, until I am tired of A) having girls run and scream when I smile at them or B) fighting the babesters off all day/night long.

Sup?

-Slim. 8th wonder of the world.