Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Daily Scenario

Okay, so you wake up one morning and you put on your favorite coat. This coat is your favorite for many reasons, first of which is that it was purchased for you by your lovely, sweet as day Grand Mother. Your grandmother did not have a lot of money so she saved up for a long time to give her favorite grand son the jacket that he wanted. This is a very nice and expensive jacket and it is also your favorite. You place the jacket on yourself and go to walk your fiance to the bus stop where she is going to work. It starts raining, you, being the gentleman that you are, offer your coat to the love of your life, the woman you'd die for if the opportunity arose. The bus comes and picks up your lovely, taking her to work. You then go down to the orphanage where you volunteer 2 times a week on your days off. Today is ONE DOLLAR nacho day at the local ballpark and your favorite baseball team is playing. You swoop up a crew of these little less fortunates and you head out to the ball bark for a great baseball game and a very self rewarding time with the little ones. You take your seats. You get up to go acquire nachos for the whole crew. You spend 18 bucks and receive 18 boats of luscious, delicious, oozing with cheesy goodness nachos. On your way back to deliver the nachos to the orphans. You spot your fiance. The love of you absolute life. She is with some generic good looking guy, he has his arm around her, they are kissing and he is wearing your jacket. YOUR FAVORITE JACKET that your beloved grandmother gave you before she passed. The love of your life is sucking face with generic, good-looking guy while you're standing there, arms full of delicious, oozing with cheesy goodness nachos. What do you do?

1 comment:

  1. Pick up one of the orphans and beat the dude down with it. NO dame is worth wasting nachos over.

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