Is Nothing Sacred?

I wonder how this one flew under my radar. I think I almost threw up.

Hollywood has been sticking their dick into all my favorite cartoons that I grew up loving and it's sickening.

What the fuck, right?

First they mutilate Transformers. Although the movies were cinematic versions of giant heaps of shit.. they did bring us Megan Fox, which unfortunately wasn't enough to save the movie, but god damn was she hot.

Next in line. G.I. Joe. I didn't even see this movie to see that is was hand-grenade full of horse shit. I admit, I never watched the movie, but I would jerk off to Sienna Miller as the Baroness. God damn is she fly!

Street Fighter was a little different, but similar to the for mentioned, was a total shit sandwich. Even though it featured Kristin Kreuk of Smallville fame... just wasn't enough for me to not get the film strip of the movie converted into a roll of toilet paper, but it's not even good enough for that.

I don't even watch movies anymore, because it's all remakes, cgi and sequels to shit they never should have made sequels to in the first place. I recognize that this trailer was fan-made and he did a good job of meshing Troy, X-Men, Chronicles of Riddick, Planet of the Apes and Thunder Dome, but the pure idea that Hollywood will be making a real version pisses me off.

I guess the only thing I have to look forward to is hoping that Cheetarah is as hot as that blue Avatar chick. MEOW!

And just because I'm feeling generous... on more pic of Megan Fox.

I am Slim and I approve this message and these babes.