Fallin' Off?

So, a ton people been asking about this here blog.
"yo, what's up? you done with it?"
The answer is, no. The reason for the neglect on this blog is the malfunctions to my laptop and Dell's refusal to help me get it fixed.

"dude, you're getting a Dell." really translates to "dude, you're getting a mediocre computer from a company with absolutely NO customer service. You can press one or stay on the line for English, but the customer service rep doesn't speak English."

No, Steve... there is no reason to be excited, which is probably why Dell junked you along with your stupid gimmick and you're most likely eating out of a Jack in the Box dumpster somewhere in Santa Cruz at the moment.

Way to go, Steve. Looks like you're one cold, half-eaten jumbo jack away from leaping off a cliff onto some sharp rocks. So, the next time you're thinking about purchasing a Dell, please think twice.

"Dude, you're getting a Dell."

"Dude, you give handies to paraplegic war vets for enough money to smoke that crack rock, loser."

I'm Slim and I endorse this message.

PS FUCK YOU DELL, YOU CAN EAT SOME SHIT.