TGIF! SETTING GOALS!

As I sit and rot away in my cubicle on this fine Friday morning in Bellevue, Washington. I can not help but start thinking about life, love, shooting bald eagles and everything between. Last night someone asked me what my goals were, hinting that my current situation is bullshit, I replied to them that my first and foremost goal was to fight a tiger. Not only fight a tiger, but also win the fight.
I was looked at like I was a complete rubert. Let me tell you exactly how this would benefit my life. After I merked on this little ti-ti, I'd have his paw cut off and fashioned into a necklace.
I would then wear this tiger paw everywhere (it's a damn good thing that tiger fur/pattern is the hot shit right now and matches everything from Jordans, Uggz boots, and flannel) Everyone would know what a true bad ass I am due to the tiger paw around my neck. I would be subject to special treatment like, free coffee, would never have to wait in a line again, most girls would blow me upon first glimpse, etc. So, you're telling me I don't have goals and/or want to better my life? pssssh. I think it's you that doesn't see the big picture.

-Slim Pickens, World Champion Tiger Dancer.

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