Fan Mail!

So, this was a message I received last week on my face book. Basically what happened was, I saw this girl's profile pop up in my "People you might know" queue on Facebook. I have never spoken to this girl and only recall seeing her a small hand full of times over the last few years. I do remember that one time I saw her wearing a sick ass Life Of Agony shirt like 2 years ago and figured I would ask her if I could buy it off her. Her profile was private, so I couldn't message her with out adding her. I figured since we had a bunch of mutual friends, I'd just go ahead and send the friend request. That was in the beginning of January. In February, I n oticed the request was still pending, so I canceled it. About a month AFTER the request had been canceled, I get this message in my box.

March 7 at 10:36pm Report
I find it incredibly offensive and disheartening that you either don't remember or think I won't care that you have treated me, and people I love and respect like complete trash in the past. If you want to add me on some internet bullshit, after insulting me to my face, and taking advantage of and harming people I care about... you are either so arrogant that you think I'll just forget, or so delusional that you don't even care to acknowledge or remember the people you treat like trash. I don't want to join the Mathew fan club... if you want to be my "friend" you should really consider being accountable for your actions, and apologizing for deliberately disrespecting me after I have done no harm to you.

Matthew March 8 at 7:50am
whait? what have i done? i tried to add you because i wanted to know if i could purchase that life of agony shirt i saw you wear a long time ago.

March 8 at 9:40pm Report
a. I don't own a life of agony shirt, perhaps you were thinking of my roommate? and b. you have repeatedly insulted me, and some of my close friends since I was about 15 years old... glad you can remember when you treat people like trash. I don't really give that much of a fuck, but I definitely don't see us ever being friends. End of story.

Matthew March 9 at 8:37am
what? you're right, I don't remember.

Haha. I couldn't help but laugh at this. Guess I can't please everyone... not even the people that may/may not be Gary-Busey-status-crazy.

This is Slim and I approved this message.


-Slim, proving once again that collossal lives and true beauty over comes.

PUSH!