Discovering New Species City By City

I would like to consider myself as a wordly traveler. An individual that has seen many things, many, many things in this world. Most things that the normal man would never see in about 13 or 12 lifetimes. Well, let me tell you about a discovery in which i found myself baffled at my own findings. The city, Portland Oregon. The habitat, Laughing Horse Bookstore. I managed to stumbled upon a rare breed of something than only be classified by it's given birth name... "The Mer-Man-DUH" (name slightly altered due to slander issues) The Mer-Man-DUH in it's natural environment looks something like a cross between a duckbilled platipus
and an over weight-weight midget stripper.
Add some braces and a bad attitude and there you have it... The Mer-Man-DUH.
So, let me just start off by saying that i am NOT a rocket scientist. I'm not even that smart, but there are things that I do know. I do know how to take down and skin a bear with my bare hands (no pun intended) if needed. I also know that if you classify yourself as something, like for example, a doctor, a pilot or even perhaps a PROMOTER... you are expected to act accordingly to your title. As a Doctor, you should prolly know what you are doing, JUST IN CASE someone actually depended on you to do something that doctors do. Same with being a pilot and a promoter.
As a promoter, you are expected to do one thing... PROMOTE the event you are hosting. Let me tell you Mer-Man-DUH's theory behind promoting... it does nothing... nothing that actually involves promoting anyway. To put it in the words of my good man, PJ (Portland Jake) he said, "If you are the promoter and you show up to a show and no one is here, what do you do? Start calling everyone you know to try and get them to come out? Or do you grab a Mike's hard lemonade and get fatter and uglier?" I am guessing that you already know what the mermanduh did. She looks like an unfortunate accident between a baby seal cub and jellyfish. I don't think you need pictures in helping you form that mental image.
Anyway. This blog post is random, scattered and makes little sense. I pretty much only made this entry to welcome MERMANDUH into the world of YOUSTUPID! and to post THIS picture.
Well, I hope you enjoy. Everyone be safe.

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